Alrighty McCaineys, here’s why you voted for him.

• You fear an angry Christian God. This includes all of the social issues such as Abortion and Gay Marriage. 
• You are greedy. You feel that all of the wealth you currently possess or will possess should be yours. The less fortunate MIGHT get a few pennies from you, but only if you say so.
• You think he is going to die, and you wanted to see a woman as commander in chief.
• You are currently in the military or know somebody in the military.
• You need a job in the private sector to dictate your life.
• You think that liberals

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It’s not too complicated, really.

1. I was in France for a year and I got sick of how moronic George W. Bush made our country seem. I want a person with a pleasant face, a powerful voice, and the ability to communicate intelligently and articulately. If Obama really does succeed in making this country Socialist after 4-8 years, at least we’ll have a good figurehead in the meantime. Once he’s gone, we can rock the boat back toward capitalism.
2. Stupid people can’t help the fact that they are born stupid. I’d love to be a capitalist pig, but only if everybody had

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Up to this point, 95% of my articles have focused on scholarly subjects and how-to guides. With around one hundred so far, this has been a fulfilling experience-I hope reading them has helped you in some way. In light of my particularly difficult and busy semester, this is my first ‘reality post’. I just need to blab a bit, but I’m also sure that you’ll be able to relate, at least a little.

As it stands, I have the following left on my plate:

• Shakespeare: Measure for Measure Quiz – November 3rd
• Modern Middle East (MME) Paper: Discuss the origins and actions of

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