Why You Voted for McCain
Alrighty McCaineys, here’s why you voted for him.
- You fear an angry Christian God. This includes all of the social issues such as Abortion and Gay Marriage.
- You are greedy. You feel that all of the wealth you currently possess or will possess should be yours. The less fortunate MIGHT get a few pennies from you, but only if you say so.
- You think he is going to die, and you wanted to see a woman as commander in chief.
- You are currently in the military or know somebody in the military.
- You need a job in the private sector to dictate your life.
- You think that liberals will take your guns away.
- You compare the USA to other countries and expect it to become a Socialist nation under a fully Democratic government.
- You hate black people.
- You want the next Supreme Court lottery picks to be cut from the Christian conservative cloth.
- You are uneducated.
- You live outside of the Northeast. I.e. your IQ is proportionally lower than the Democratic Northeast.
- Your mommy, daddy, or spouse said to.
- You think Obama is an ‘Arab’ (Brief lesson: Barack isn’t a Muslim, but even Muslims aren’t necessarily Arabs. Arab refers to people of a certain geographic location. Muslim refers to a religious faith.)
- You latch on to a singular, most likely false, piece of propaganda about Obama. (His citizenship, former associations, and supposed ambiguity of his tax plan. Just to clarify, it’s 250k+.)
Gobama ‘08-’12. If any human is capable of screwing this country up even more during the next 4 years, I’ll be surprised.
Wow… I voted Obama, but what is the deal with this post? Way to lower the standard – consider me unsubscribed.
- Chuck
This is so nasty. I doubt I’ll be comming back to your blog any time soon.
-shrug-
People talk about how there should be a balance of power in government, so there may as well be a balance in blogs. I have grown sick of the Republican babble I have to endure on a daily basis.
I live in Tennessee, and I did not list a single reason which I have not encountered firsthand.
Chuck: I can’t lower the standard any lower than the standard I endure each day. When voters clap when Obama mentions McCain but voters boo when McCain mentions Obama, I refuse to stay silent.
Julie: The truth hurts.
Viva la Revolution!
Patrick: I have enjoyed your blog so far, but this is wrong. I did NOT vote for McCain, but I do know many people who did. The people who did vote for him were not uneducated, racist, or in the military. You need to seriously rethink this post.
Your Disgruntled Reader,
Nate
See Part 2.
Painting half of Americans as uneducated racist rednecks cant be good for your website. Perhaps politics should be left to the politicians, or at least someone who majored in Political Science.
You found my website. I believe I succeeded.