If you haven’t ever seen Mitch Hedberg, look him up first. Anything is great.

This is what I’ve been up to:

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I haven’t really had an attractive teacher in a long time, but I remember back in middle school there were a few lookers.

What I’ve found is that teachers who are more attractive on the INSIDE make learning easier, whereas teachers who just look pretty on the outside complicate things.

I never had both at the same time, but I imagine if I ever had’ve I probably would’ve gotten down on one knee.

I just found this gem on Yahoo Answers:

Hello, I am English learner.

I have question of pronoun ‘it’. I learn it can be used for a person who has gender unknown or disregarded.

So I can say-

A: hey look that drag queen

B:what, can you recognize it’s gender?

For future reference, English learners, it is always a better idea to assume an individual is the gender which HE or SHE is trying to appear.

This is definitely a major in which I’d be interested. Damn, do I love Japanese people. This video features G-rated mud wrestling and CUTE child labor. What more could you want from education?

I have a question.

Do right-handed people get more cavities on the left side of their mouths, and do left-handed people get more cavities on the right side of their mouths?

I’m right-handed, and I noticed today that I tended to prefer chewing on the left side of my mouth since that is where the food usually is anyway thanks to the angle of my wrist.

(Assume this is for individuals that don’t brush regularly, since that would negate this premise.)

Let me make one thing clear – I hate those who let three pieces of paper on their wall imbue them with arrogance and rudeness. (Some of these might not make perfect sense out of context, but I have to keep these people anonymous.)

1. I went to school for 7 more years after college, so I know everything.

“I say and do what I do in class with the benefit of fifteen years of experience and feedback as well as my PhD but I do always appreciate the insight of a student …