Unfortunately, neither really work.

Wealth redistribution isn’t fair because it takes away the incentive to work hard. If somebody else is working 80 hours a week and you work 20, you get credit for 50 hours. Eventually the 80 hour a week guy would find an 85 hour a week guy and drop down to 20 himself.

What, then, should be the benefit of “working smart” instead of “working hard”? As Ron White says, “You can’t fix stupid.” Since many don’t have the capacity to EVER …

Boredom is a symptom of the unimaginative and the needy. These are the kind of people who never played hide-and-seek because it didn’t come in a box. They watch somebody else paint by numbers, record but never watch the same television shows every day, and spend the better part of most afternoons filling out inane surveys while their parents or grandparents rewash their mildewed clothes for the third time.

I know what you are thinking. “What about people in jail? You know …

With practice, you can make wasting time a productive art form. Others may scoff or not exactly see the value in what you are doing, but if you are going to do things for leisure you may as well get the most out of your time.

(It’s also important to learn to remove as many minor inconveniences from your life as possible.)

I am a recovering video game addict. I used to play Everquest, Dark Age of Camelot, Dungeons and Dragons Online, …

For a bit of fun, and to correlate with my previous post about nightclubs, I decided to see how much difficulty Vista would have interpreting me as I rapped (via a lyric sheet) “Crank Dat Soulja Boi”, a mainstay in the ring-tone market.

The lyrics are completely nonsensical, so Vista had quite a time with it. I only did the first part for both your sake and mine.

Sosa bluff in this whole
Once the cranky
As new role
Watch me kind a soldier board
The superman the whole
And watch me …

This is short and sweet. Learn from my mistakes.

Loaned Money to Friends

There is little more dangerous to a friendship than introducing obligation of any kind. Of all the people to whom I have loaned money in college, only one has willingly given it back. I was able to recuperate the cash from another guy because he was drunk and left his wallet laying around.

Gave Too Many Second Chances

If somebody does you wrong, by all means give them a second chance, but …

Due to the popularity of the original 8 Stupid Dorm Room Pranks, I have compiled a second installment. If you just came here to get some pranks, look at the other stuff, too. I bust my ass to write good articles and you just might learn something.

Without further ado…

*DISCLAIMER* You know your university and how strict it may be. I share these all in good fun.

(Miss Part One? Here it …

Hundreds of years ago, this title would have been completely incorrect. Back then, lectures were pretty much the way to go. Having an expert sit and talk to you and a group of other people (whether you wanted to or not) was the most efficient way to distribute information.

Times have changed. The fact that millions of people will get up today and go to some lectures lasting as long as 3 hours just to listen to somebody talk astonishes me. Hell, …

Instead of explaining all the red tape, I am going to give you some advice for the journey itself. This part of the process may seem like the easy part, but it can sometimes be completely demoralizing. The better you prepare yourself, the more fun you will have and the more you will learn.

If you are going to an English speaking country, feel free to ignore the foreign language section.

(When you …

I was only in my college’s dorms for one year, but during that time I was both the target and mastermind of a multitude of sneaky pranks. A prank here and there is a good break from the rigors of an academic atmosphere. If anybody ever messes with you, here’s how to get them back.

*DISCLAIMER*
You know your university and how strict it may be.

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I just finished reading the French version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Gilderoy Lockhart inspired me to write this.

1. You can be qualified to commit medical malpractice and sue yourself.
2. By getting all of your degrees at the same time, you won’t have to worry about buying a frame that doesn’t match down the road.
2.5. All the money you …