Mondays are ugly beasts, and, I hate to break it to you, but you’ve been giving them the twinkies.

You spend all of your money on Friday just to get a headache and try to woo Saturday with your mettle by watching all 6 Star Wars. Unfortunately, the weekends are out of your league. To make matters worse, Sunday is such a close friend of Monday that you have to make yourself go to church all day so you have the faintest glimmer of hope when you wake up with Monday’s granny panties draped over your TV.

It’s makeover time. The Queer …