Soulja Boi a la Vista

For a bit of fun, and to correlate with my previous post about nightclubs, I decided to see how much difficulty Vista would have interpreting me as I rapped (via a lyric sheet) “Crank Dat Soulja Boi”, a mainstay in the ring-tone market.

The lyrics are completely nonsensical, so Vista had quite a time with it. I only did the first part for both your sake and mine.

Sosa bluff in this whole
Once the cranky
As new role
Watch me kind a soldier board
The superman the whole
And watch me you can cancel the board
Now watch me you print this sort of four
The watch me you crank this overboard
The which means you could dissociate four

So simple off in this whole
Most museum watched Cuba
Superman that home
And watch the kind of mobile,
Super fresh now watch these jack
Jack and on the pages main
When I do this so the board
The two that cracked it that

Undocking and you’ll be a chance
If we get the fighting
Din of talking and you’ll be a chance
Dispatch of milk with toddy
The Secretary Daley
He does get Medco’s
I owe me some dates today

To be honest, the lyrics Vista spat out got me thinking - maybe some rappers do this anyway to come up with fresh material?

Anyway, as you can tell I am still agonizing over Windows Vista’s incapability to help me avoid carpal tunnel syndrome. Is Dragon Naturally Speaking software worth it? Is there an excellent program for Macs that might compel me to change platforms? I really want my next research paper to be dictated and not hand-typed.