I just finished reading the French version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
1. You can be qualified to commit medical malpractice and sue yourself.
2. By getting all of your degrees at the same time, you won’t have to worry about buying a frame that doesn’t match down the road.
2.5. All the money you save on education can be spent on really attractive frames!
3. Your improvisational skills will improve immensely. With tons of questions forcing you to lie all of the time, your improved ability to think on your feet will astound you.
4. While all of your friends are worrying about getting their acceptance letters to college you can be making the most of your time by carefully conjuring a non-existing work history to match your new credentials.
5. No silly alumni newsletters/donation requests.
Isn’t this great? Multitasking, improved manipulation, and an empty mailbox! What more could you ask for?
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If you have a fake college degree or transcript and represent the credentials as your own, I hate you.
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